Cyclic Endo Dig July 2, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Whimsy.6 comments
Several times a week a few of us take a morning bike ride 12 miles out into the countryside. Being exceptionally clever, I decided to take a shortcut through the weeds to avoid a busy intersection. This morning, while bombing through the brush, I plowed into an irrigation ditch and flew over handlebars and landed ass-over-teakettle. Of course, chemists will recognize this as an example of a cyclic endo dig. Naturally, when something like this happens, the first thing you do is look around to see if anyone witnessed the crash.
Robustness Challenge Tests July 1, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Chemical Industry, Chemistry.3 comments
I and my assistant have spent the last month devising experiments that are meant to chart out the stability or robustness of a small set of compounds whose manufacture has been problematic. This has been a kind of a process development activity wherein we are trying to understand what the specific sensitivities of this molecule are and how they might impact process stability.
My job these days is reactive hazards analysis and process safety. We have been trying to dream up experiments that tease out particular weaknesses a compound may have in normal or plausible off-normal conditions. While the compounds in question do not have apparent issues with reactive hazards, the skill set needed to find reactive hazards is useful in finding economic hazards as well.
An economic hazard would be something that threatens the profitability of a process. A production instability is simply a low threshold for a transition to off-normal processing conditions. Sometimes a process instability is physically dangerous and sometimes it is only an economic threat.
I have to say that this has been very enlightening so far.
Out of the ditch and on the road June 30, 2009
Posted by gaussling in CounterCurrent, Uncategorized.3 comments
I have decided to continue scribbling in this blog. Th’ Gaussling has cut loose some psychic energy sinks that have been bogging me down. There are too many problematic characters in my work life to welcome them gladly into a volunteer life as well. Many of us (i.e., large, irritable animals) aren’t cut out to be happy and compliant volunteers.
Writing is something I need to do on a regular basis. Writing in a private diary isn’t nearly exciting enough. I enjoy the trickle of commentary and the colorful characters out there in the blogosphere.
Tripping the Web Fantastic June 24, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Angst, Arts & Entertainment, Whimsy.4 comments
First, my apologies to John Milton for my self-indulgent bastardization of a line of his prose.
Gaussling’s TOE (theory of everything) suggests that the universe will continue to exist until every strange occurrence that can happen, will happen. Perhaps the Hindu’s thought of this first … I don’t know. Anyway, we are one bit of strangeness closer to doom now that Snoop Dogg and Buzz Aldrin have cut a hip hop song. If I weren’t too cheap to pay for a download, I’d comment further on it.
Roger Ebert has captured the words I have been searching for to describe Bill O’Reilly and his ilk. My hat is off to Mr. Ebert for getting it right. I think it is time to thin out the herd.

Eruption of Sarychev Volcano as seen from ISS
The photo above is from Nasa’s Earth Observatory web site and was taken by an ISS astronaut. Note the whitish pyroclastic flow radiating to the 5 o’clock direction. The Sarychev volcano is located on the Kuril Islands north of Japan.
The Bitter Barn June 16, 2009
Posted by gaussling in CounterCurrent, Current Events.1 comment so far
At the recent San Francisco APA meeting, a call was made to define bitterness as a pathological condition. The proposed acronym is PTED – Post Traumatic Embitterment Disorder. I guess it covers the range from pissy to postal. Maybe our pharma friends can find an enzyme to inhibit for the treatment of PTED. Better yet, perhaps there is an animal model out there- say, badgers or wolverines. Sounds like a market opportunity!
Blogga Boatman June 15, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Bohemian, CounterCurrent.7 comments
Wow. I think I’m finally tired of blogging. Perhaps the time has come to move on to other things. I’ll go to the end of June and decide then.
Proterozoic Contact June 14, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Geology, Science.add a comment
My search continued today for an exposed contact between the upthrusted proterozoic igneous rock of the Rock Mountains and the Fountain sandstone formation. I returned to an obscure roadcut site I had examined a few months ago. Three (male) cyclists outfitted in expensive cycling couture (Spandex) were standing there nibbling on dainty little energy snacks next to the spot I needed to be as I pulled up and exited my vehicle with a rock hammer in hand. One seemed taken aback momentarily as I walked towards them with the chisled masonry hammer. It didn’t dawn on me until after they left why they were acting strangely- I startled them. Sorry fellas! \;-)
With rock hammer in hand I scrambled up a steep and unstable scree slope adjacent to what appeared to be disturbed layer next to a gneiss formation. Down below, along the roadcut, a contact was visible between the gneiss and what appeared to be schist. This dark material has a preponderance of mica with little gross evidence of stratification. I wrongly concluded that I was not near the proterozoic contact.
But as I followed this discontinuity further up the mountain I found clear evidence of a stratified sedimentary formation adjacent to the igneous rock. On a ledge high above the road I found an actual contact between what appears to be modified sandstone and gneiss. I found a sample that has the gneiss fused onto the layered rock that fractures into thin sheets much like sandstone or shale. Regrettably, I left the camera in the Jeep.
What appears to have happened is that the sandstone layer has been thermally modified along the interface due to the intimate contact with the upthrusted igneous rock. I had half-expected to see a simple interface between sandstone and an igneous rock. Instead, what I seem to be seeing at this site is a modified sedimentary layer that shows evidence of some localized metamorphic modification.
A nearby thin layer of rock in the interface zone appears to be glassy or vitrified, as though it has been partially melted. I do not interpret this to be a result of weathering. A rapidly approaching lightning storm forced me to cut my exploration short and run for cover.
So, I have some hypotheses beginning to take shape. Now the question is, how do I falsify my interpretations? I certainly have much to learn about petrology.
Uncle Junior June 14, 2009
Posted by gaussling in Humor.add a comment
“Will ya shut up already? You talk worse than six barbers!”
Uncle Junior The Sopranos







