Water Vapor Identified as Major Greenhouse Gas July 23, 2008
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23 July, 2008. NCAR, Boulder, Colorado. Scientists at the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) announced today at a press conference that a major greenhouse gas has been identified. Dr. Simon Sayes, Director of the Stratosphere and co-chairman of the Vice President’s Office on Gases, Vapors, and Mists, stated before an international press corps that a previously ignored component of the atmosphere apparently absorbed a “… whole bunch of solar energy”.
“While we were preoccupied with anthropogenic CO2, we failed to consider the effects of water vapor in the atmosphere,” said Dr. Sayes. As Director of the Stratosphere, Dr. Sayes has regulatory enforcement responsibility in matters pertaining to that lofty body of air above the jetstream. Because water is also a combustion product, Dr. Sayes suggests that a switch to hydrogen and ethanol fuels would only exacerbate the problem of global warming.
“We have no enforcement plans finalized yet. However, we are investigating the use of dessicator packs to be fitted onto commercial aircraft,” stated Brian Cohen, Tropospheric Liason to the Office of the Stratosphere. “There has been some initial pushback by the airlines” Cohen added, “but we believe that the problem can be surmounted with a suitable tax package and passenger fees.”
I read posts in an RSS reader, so until I open the post, I can’t see your categories for the post. I’m super skeptical and thinking to myself, ‘no, that can’t be, what are they thinking??’. Then I realize, and face meets palm.
That’s pretty funny.
I react the same way Will does, except that I have now learned to be careful with things that sound stupid on your blog
Don’t forget that water vapor forms one of the major components of acid rain, and has been found at the scene of nearly every drowning…
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/humid.htm
I grew up reading National Lampoon. I have a weakness for fake news.
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