Get your resumes out and polish ’em up. NASA is lookin’ fer Astronauts. And while you’re at it, take some time to polish up that laconic, aw shucks, Stanford PhD’d toothy grin of yours ’cause it’s show time!  Tell ’em about how you’d like nothing more than to strap a solid fuel booster to your ass and light that candle.

Trouble is, we don’t have any hardware to fly. No matter. Just tell ’em Летите я к луне!

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