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Lamentations on Chemistry 
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January 17, 2013 at 9:50 am
Joe Loughry
We missed you, Gaussling.
Long winter without a post.
Glad to hear you back.
January 17, 2013 at 1:23 pm
gaussling
Wow. Touche.
January 17, 2013 at 1:48 pm
Joe Loughry
Well…I didn’t reply immediately when you reappeared a few days ago, but when the above came to mind I couldn’t resist.
Here is my favourite haiku. It comes out of my printer once in a while, always on a page by itself.
This job requires more memory than is available in this printer.
Try one or more of the following, and then print again:
For the output format, choose Optimize for Portability.
In the Device Settings Page, make sure the Available PostScript Memory is accurate.
Reduce the number of fonts in the document.
Print the document in parts.